A new musical is being made. Bye Bye Bloomie the musical story about the end of the Bloom Energy Bloomdoggle will feature Congressman Darren Huffman in the same role Dick Van Dyke played in the original Bye Bye Birdie.
Huffman is tall, good looking, and fairly slender and looks like Dick Van Dyke. Some have asked if Mr. Huffman can dance. I responded not really, but he sure can shuffle when I hound him, and he could do the jive that scores a 10 from Len on dancing with the stars.
Before becoming one of Al Gore's operatives, Jared Huffman represented the US at the olympics as a Volleyball star. He also was a star environmental lawyer. He was a brilliant student. But alas Al Gore bloomdoggled him and the rest is history. He now is simply a politician.
Here are side by side photos of Jared Huffman and Dick Van Dyke. After Huffman soon retires from Congress based on his role in the Bloomdoggle, I am sure he can succeed in a career in acting.