The British
call a dead battery a flat battery.
Thomas Friedman claimed the earth was flat. When it comes to thermodynamics Thomas
Friedman of the New York Times is flat out wrong. He opined
in September 2010 in an article “Their Moon Shot Or Ours” that the Chinese
were going to beat us in getting to the
moon by proliferating electric cars on the
road. In the article Thomas also loved
CODA and he thought Shai Agassi was the coming of the E messiah. I quote Mr. Friedman:
“The electric car industry is pivotal for three reasons,
argues Shai Agassi, the C.E.O. of Better Place, a global electric car company
that next year will begin operating national electric car networks in Israel
and Denmark. First, the auto industry was the foundation for America’s
manufacturing middle class. Second, the country that replaces gasoline-powered
vehicles with electric-powered vehicles — in an age of steadily rising oil
prices and steadily falling battery prices — will have a huge cost advantage
and independence from imported oil. Third, electric cars are full of power
electronics and software. “Think of the applications industry that will be spun
out from electric cars,” says Agassi. It will be the iPhone on steroids.”
“The Coda, 14,000 of which will be on the road in California over
the next year and can travel 100 miles on one overnight charge, is a
combination of Chinese-made batteries and complex American-system electronics —
all final-assembled in Oakland (price: $37,000). It is a win-win start-up for
both countries.“
Thomas Friedman the futurist was flat out wrong. His world may have been flat but he hit a flat
F note when opining about the future of electric cars. Sadly his employer the New York Times
continues to hype the gangrene green crowd.
I have blogged that they hyped the stock of Kior. They love the Bloom Box. They worship Al Gore. They kiss the ring of John Doerr and they still
think Steven Chu is Stevie Wonderful.
Fast forward to today, we now know the US leads the word in
plug in cars with a miserable 54,000 such crappy expensive and subsidized
vehicles sold in 2012. The Chinese market
won’t even reach 50,000 of plug in vehicles a year of sales till 2015. We also know that CADA is Coda Blue and that
Shai Agassi is now Very Shy Agassi and radio silent after he was fired from
Project Better Place.
You may ask who had it right in September 2010? Of course yours truly the Green Machine who
studied thermodynamics at Iowa State had it right. To
assert my claim of getting it right I quote the following from my archives:
February
2010 Outside Witness Testimony To The US Senate - “Conclusion:
Lithium batteries are and will remain best suited for items as small as a cell
phone and as large as a bicycle. The cost relative to performance or these
batteries will likely not improve by much in the coming decade. Although some
standard hybrid vehicles may use lithium batteries with low capacity, plug in
vehicles with larger than 10 mile range of travel on batteries will likely not
proliferate. Given the likely scenario that plug in passenger cars and trucks
based on lithium battery technology will not reduce US consumption of gasoline
and diesel fuel in large measure, I am asking the subcommittee to limit the
funds that the US government will appropriate for research and development of
this technology.”
March
2010 A123 will never make it – “Of course
neither A 123 nor Tesla has positive gross margin. But they promise investors
they will bring down costs by increasing the volume they produce and bring down
costs by the learning rate. I have explained at length in my letter to the US
Senate that the learning rate will be painfully slow. What this means is A 123,
Tesla, Fisker, and other want to be plugged in vehicle car companies will
simply loose the money investors and our government (we the people) gives them.”
December
2010 after watching Shai Agassi on Charlie Rose
– “If one set of lithium ion batteries for a plug in vehicle is not a dumb
enough idea some guys have come up with the brainwave that multiple sets of
lithium ion batteries should be used for a plug in vehicle. Why the need for
multiple sets of batteries? So that one can pull up to a service station that
has a robot that quickly extracts the on board battery pack and replaces it
with a freshly charged pack. Forget that the first battery pack was
unaffordable we can quickly change out that unaffordable pack for the next
doubly unaffordable pack.”
January
2011 Coda will be Coda Blue – “To be fair and
balanced the Republicans are also cleaning up on the clean energy boondoggle.
Hank the take us to the tank Paulson who let us slide into deep recession and
his team at Coda will soon be importing their battery car from China. They hired
an ex GM guy as CEO. My prognostication is the Codas will all be painted blue
and we will soon use Coda Blue as the hospital code for calling AAA to
resuscitate cars with dead batteries that have a flat voltage line at zero.”
Mr. Friedman here is some news for you. The world is not flat but your battery car is
flat, your printed newspaper is flat on its back, Shai Agassi is knocked out
flat, and Coda Blue is flat lining.
Perhaps if you had a clue about thermodynamics you could actually play a
role in setting energy policy. Sadly our
Department of Entropy mistook flatulence for shale natural gas and our debt is now
anything but flat. Mr. Friedman studied
Mediterranean Studies not thermodynamics at Brandies University. I have no doubt that Humus is a chemical
precursor to methane.
What is even more outrageous is the earlier op ed in the NewYork Times from Friedman of December 10, 2008, when Bush was busily trying to
save the auto industry. Friedman
starting hyping “Better Place” in this op ed and called the saving of the auto industry
as “our bailout of Detroit will be
remembered as the equivalent of pouring billions of dollars of taxpayer money
into the mail-order-catalogue business on the eve of the birth of eBay. It will
be remembered as pouring billions of dollars into the CD music business on the
eve of the birth of the iPod and iTunes. It will be remembered as pouring
billions of dollars into a book-store chain on the eve of the birth of
Amazon.com and the Kindle. It will be remembered as pouring billions of dollars
into improving typewriters on the eve of the birth of the PC and the Internet.”
Wow I wonder if Friedman voted for Romney??? So much for this guy being a guru!!!
For the record my favorite quote on flattery is “baloney is
flattery so thick it cannot be true; blarney is flatter so thin we like it.” ― Monsignor
Fulton J. Sheen
Peace The Green Machine