Monday, May 14, 2018


NBC has announced the 23 contestants for the 2018 season of GREENWASHING WITH THE STARS,  They are:

Matt Denn AJ Of Delaware who failed to appear in Law and Order
Chuck Schumer The Bloomer US Senator as the 30% ITC man
John Doerr famous for composing Baby Fund My Fire also dancing the Fisker Fiasco
Jared Huffman US Congressman from Season 1 of The Bloomdoggle sponsored by AT&T
Jack In The Bloom Box Markell former Governor of Deal Away
Barack Obama who will perform the Solyndra Samba
Alchemy Gore who will  perform the Hanging Chad Cha
Crooked Collin O'Mara CEO of The National Wildlife Federation will perform the Lying King
Con D Rice The War on Carbon Criminal and servant to Vinod Khosla performing Insider Trading
Vinod Khosla the Serial Eco-Loser will perform the Gevo Heave Ho as the Loan Ranger
Ernie Moniz will perform the Ivanpah Cha Cha and will double for Alfred E Neuman
Colin Powell will just lie about Weapons Of Mass Combustion like Benzene
Toxic Tom Carper US Senator Chief Butt Buddy Of Biden and servant of Doerr
Kelly Ayaotte Former US Senator once considered to replace James Comey
Crooked Chris Coons US Senator the other Butt Buddy Of Biden and servant of Doerr
John Carney Governor of Del-Unaware who will be lost on the stage
Sir Tricky Dick Branson The Pecker From Necker performing the Gevo Heave Ho
Lisa Jackson Former EPA head who taught Hillary emailing and makes Scott Pruitt look half honest
Jerry MoonBeam Brown who will dance the Moonwalk while taxing the other contestants
Toxic Tony Blair former UK PM another War On Carbon Criminal and servant to Vinod Khosla
Mary K Bush who will demonstrate how to put lipstick on a pig called Bloom
KR Shridhar CEO of Bloomdoggle who will be eliminated in the First Round for cheating
Steven Chu Chu who will dance to songs from The Fifth Dimension

Sponsors of the show are Credit Suisse and Morgan Stanley.  Anne Thompson will be assisted by Brian Williams with guest appearances by Matt Lauer.  Female contestants are warned to stay away from Matt Lauer.  Unrenewable energy for the show will come from Bloom Boxes.

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