The Top Ten Meanings of BP

Number 10 --- Barak’s Problem

Number 9 --- Bloody Pathetic

Number 8 --- Better Pray

Number 7 --- British Pest

Number 6 --- Bicycle Please

Number 5 --- Bribe Politicians

Number 4 --- Broken Pipe

Number 3 --- Bottom Place

Number 2 --- Biggest Polluter

Number 1 --- Burning Platform

Number 0 --- Beyond Petroleum but in the mausoleum